Digi locker

Central government has launched a scheme called DigiLocker. 

Anyone having an Aadhar card can login to www.digilocker.gov.in and upload scanned copies of all the important documents like 10th marksheet, 12th marksheet, Graduation certificate, electricity bill, PAN, Driving License, Passport etc. So

whenever, you will need those documents (for verification by govt agencies while applying for any service etc), you can directly give your locker number and it is done! No more hassles of carrying those documents and tons of photocopies.

Please use it and share with friends

Joke1

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible? 

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!👌😳

😂😂😂

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America . 

MARIA:         Here it is. 

TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? 

CLASS:         Maria. 

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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

JOHN:          You told me to do it without using the tables. 

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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 

GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. 

TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 

DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   

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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 

WINNIE:       Me! 

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?          

GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.   

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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 

MILLIE:         I  is... 

TEACHER:     No, Millie...... always say, 'I  am.' 

MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'       

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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

LOUIS:          Because George still had  the axe in his hand......     

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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   

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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 

CLYDE   :         No sir, It's the same dog.     

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

HAROLD:     A teacher 

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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! 

LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!😃😃

Joke2 engineer

Question :-What is love and explain in details ?   ( 15 marks)

Answer:

🔸Arts Student.......

Answer: Love is life.

(marks :  5  out  of  15)

🔸Law Student......

 Answer : Love is pain.

 ( marks : 5 out  of  15)

🔸Medical Student......

 Answer : Love is god

 ( marks : 5 out  of  15 )

 Engg  Student........

Answer :

.

.

.

.

.

- Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:

1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:

Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:

Tension

Daydreaming

Insomnia

Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary

Photos

Mobile

- TREATMENT:

Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe

or

Mother's Sandal......

(marks  15  out  of  15 )

 Excellent !!

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NOTE :- 

Don't ask engg students , 

They can stretch any thing for 15  marks ! 😂

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

Send 2 all Engg.  🔧🔧🔧 students..😂😂

JNTUK:EXEMPTION SUBJECT DETAILS (R10) FOR AWARD OF DEGREE IN B.TECH

AWARD OF PC,CMM- CONFIRMED & FINALIZED

INFO BELOW RULES APPLICABLE FOR

PASSED AND FAILED STUDENTS ALSO As Per EXEMPTION SUBJECT rules

for(REGULAR) R10 REGULATION,a

student can leave 8 credits out of 208

Total credits for the award of PC or

CMM... As Per EXEMPTION Academic rules

For REGULAR R10 REGULATION,a

student can leave 8 Credits from total

of 4 years for the award of PC or

CMM. A Regular (R10)student cannot leave

laboratories and project for the award

of PC or CMM .... A student can leave Lab based

Subjects(like EDC ,NA,ET

etc............) For lateral Entry students,they can also leave 8

credits from total of 170 credits...As per preliminary

info ,a lateral entry student can leave any 2

subjects from their total 3 academic years...

However A lateral student also cannot leave

laboratories and project .... A STUDENT CAN LEAVE MAXIMUM OF 3

SUBJECTS WITH BELOW CONDITIONS/CASES

ONLY(APPLICABLE FOR R10 REGULATION

STUDENTS) CASE 1: A STUDENT CAN LEAVE MAXIMUM OF 2 SUBJECTS FROM FIRST YEAR & ALSO

ANOTHER ONE SUBJECT FORM 2-4 YEARS

[THAT MEANS, A STUDENT CAN LEAVE TOTAL

OF 3 SUBJECTS:MAXIMUM OF 2 SUBJECTS

FROM FIRST YEAR & ONE SUBJECT FROM 2-4

YEARS] CASE 2: A STUDENT CAN LEAVE ONLY 2 SUBJECTS FROM 2-4 YEARS.

THAT MEANS ,A STUDENT SHOULD BE AWARE

THAT,IF HE LEAVES 2 SUBJECTS FROM 2-4

YEARS,HE CANNOT LEAVE FIRST YEAR

SUBJECTS…

BECAUSE IF A STUDENT LEAVES 2 SUBJECTS FROM 2-4 YEARS,HIS CHOICE OF 8 CREDITS

WILL BE COMPLETED…. THEREFORE,HE

CANNOT HAVE CHANCE OF LEAVING

ANOTHER SUBJECT FROM FIRST YEAR BELOW ARE SOME CASES,IN WHICH A PC/

CMM CANNOT NOT BE AWARDED... CASE 1: If a student has more that 2 backlogs in first

year,he cannot be awarded a degree... CASE 2: For example, if a student has 4 backlogs in first

year...

so,for 4 first year backlog subjects,credits are 8(as

per credits rule for first year ,one subject is only for

2 credits)...

so,a student can't leave all 4 subjects from first year even though credits are 8 ,because PRIORITY FOR AWARDING A PC/CMM is that a

Student CANNOT LEAVE MORE THAN 2

SUBJECTS from first year BELOW ARE SOME CASES,IN WHICH A PC/

CMM CAN NOT BE AWARDED... CASE 1 : For example,A student has total 3 backlogs.......2

backlogs in first year(4 CREDITS) and 1 backlog(4

CREDITS) in any of the 3 years(be it 2nd

year/3rd/4th)...... PC/CMM CAN be awarded

because he can leave 2 maximum of 2 subjects

from firsT year & 1 subject from 2-4 years CASE 2 : For example,A student has 2 backlogs....1 backlog

(`2CREDITS)in first year and 1 backlog(4

CREDITS) in any of the 3 years(be it 2nd

year/3rd/4th)...... PC/CMM CAN be awared

because he can leave maximum of 2 subjects from

firsy year & 1 subject from 2-4 years CASE 3 : Also a student can also be awarded a degree, if he

has only 2 backlogs form 1st/2nd/3rd/4th year...

Manu

Good News For Railway Reservation Passengers....

A confirmed railway ticket can be transferred in your blood relations.

If a person is holding a confirmed ticket and is unable to travel, then the ticket can be transferred to his/her family members including father, mother, brother, sister, son, daughter, husband or wife.

For transfer of ticket, an application must be submitted at least 24 hours in advance of the scheduled departure of the train to chief reservation supervisor with ID proof.

Government officials can transfer to other govt official, students can transfer ticket to other students.

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Details : See the below link:

 

                                                                                              

Http:/www.indianrail.gov.in/change_Name.html..

Inform & Forward all Groups and friends...

Manu

Some Important Facts about INDIA

--The largest democratic country

--The 2nd largest population--

The 7th largest country in land size--

The largest Hindu population--

The largest Sikh population--

The largest Jain population--

The 3rd largest Muslim population--

The 6th largest Buddha population--

The 4th largest military

--The largest English speaking country

--There is 17 major languages and 844 dialects spoken in India.

--India was one of the richest countries on earth until the British invasion in the early 17th century.

--India invented the number system andAryabhatta was the scientist who invented the digit zero.

--Chess was invented in India.

--India has the most number of mosques.It has 300,000 mosques which is much more than the Muslim world.

--India is one of the largest exporter of computer software products.

--Before 1986, India was the only place inthe world where Diamonds could be found.

--The biggest and the largest employer in the world is Indian railways employing over a million people.

--India has the most number of post offices in the world.

Jai Hindh 💐💐

Manu

All dear ladies pls take 5 min n read this 👆👆👆👆?

Chetan Bhagat’ s Article in TOI this month : Specially for Indian Women. Do Read it and share it with all the women you know..

Alright, this is not cool at all. A recent survey by Nielsen has revealed that Indian women are the most stressed out in the world: 87% of our women feel stressed out most of the time. This statistic alone has caused me to stress out. Even in workaholic America, only 53% women feel stressed.

What are we doing to our women? I'm biased, but Indian women are the most beautiful in the world. As mothers, sisters, daughters, colleagues, wives and girlfriends - we love them. Can you imagine life without the ladies?

For now, i want to give Indian women five suggestions to reduce their stress levels.

One, don't ever think you are without power. Give it back to that mother-in-law. Be who you are, not someone she wished you would be. She doesn't like you? That's her problem.

Two, if you are doing a good job at work and your boss doesn't value you -tell him that, or quit. Talented, hard-working people are much in demand.

Three, educate yourself, learn skills, network - figure out ways to be economically independent. So next time your husband tells you that you are not a good enough wife, mother or daughter-in-law, you can tell him to take a hike.

Four, do not ever feel stressed about having a dual responsibility of family and work. It is difficult, but not impossible. The trick is not to expect an A+ in every aspect of your life. You are not taking an exam, and you frankly can't score cent per cent (unless you are in SRCC, of course). It is okay if you don't  do four dishes for lunch, one can fill their stomach with one. It is okay if you don't work until midnight and don't get a promotion. Nobody remembers their job designation on their dying day.

Five, most important, don't get competitive with other women. Someone will make a better scrapbook for her school project than you. Another will lose more weight with a better diet. Your neighbor may make a six-dabba tiffin for her husband, you don't - big deal. Do your best, but don't keep looking out for the report card, and definitely don't expect to top the class. There is no ideal woman in this world, and if you strive to become one, there will be only one thing you will achieve for certain - stress.

So breathe, chill, relax. Tell yourself you are beautiful, do your best and deserve a peaceful life. Anybody trying to take that away from you is making a mistake, not you. Your purpose of coming to this earth is not to please everyone. Your purpose is to offer what you have to the world, and have a good life in return. The next time this survey comes, i don't want to see Indian women on top of the list. I want them to be the happiest women in the world. 

Cherish Womanhood!!

Pass this to every woman u know😘

Manu